Mountain Dew

There's a big holler tree down the road here from me
 Where you lay down a dollar or two
 Well you go round the bend and when you come back again
 There's a jug full of good ole mountain dew
 Oh they call it that ole mountain dew
 And them that refuse it are few
 I'll shut up my mug if you fill up my jug
 With some good ole mountain dew
 Now my uncle Nort, he's sawed off and short
 He measures about four foot two
 But he thinks he's a giant when you give him a pint
 Of that good ole mountain dew
 Well my ole aunt Jill bought some brand new perfume
 It had such a sweet smellin' pew
 But to her surprise when she had it analyzed
 It was nothin' but good ole mountain dew
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 Well the preacher rolled by with his head heisted high
 Said his wife had been down with the flu
 And he thought that I ought just to sell him a quart
 Of that good ole mountain dew
 Well my brother Bill's got a still on the hill
 Where he runs of a gallon or two
 Now the buzzards in the sky get so drunk, they can't fly
 From smellin' the good ole mountain dew
 Oh they call it that ole mountain dew
 And them that refuse it are few
 I'll shut up my mug if you fill up my jug
 With some good ole mountain dew