Socks 'N' Sandals

I dunno why you love me baby
 I dunno why you care
 I'm losin'my memory
 I'm losin'my hair
 I lost my car keys around here somewhere
 I'm part of the furniture
 I'm stuck to that chair
 So i dunno why you love me baby
 I dunno why you care
 Socks'n'sandals that's what i wear
 I'm livin' in the suburbs
 And wearin' bad clothes
 Bar-becuing hot dogs
 And keepin'a clean nose
 My best friend's a hillbilly
 With a moonshine still
 Actually i'm lyin'
 He's an accountant named bill
 So i don't know why you love me baby
 I don't know why you care
 Socks'n'sandals that's what i wear
 Chorus
 Socks'n'sandals
 As i hold onto your love handles
 Socks'n'sandals
 As i hold onto your love handles
 Porcelain ducks are lined
 Up on my mantle
 Fish in a pond and
 One of them's a fantail
 One of those clocks with
 The rays like the sun
 I eat my dinner with
 My raincoat on
 So i don't know why you love me baby
 I dunno why you care
 Socks'n'sandals that's what i wear
 Chorus
 I got that midnite-blue painting
 Of that oriental girl
 You know the big-eyed one
 Yeah you see her everywhere
 Cooking sherry and a velveteen chair
 And in the evening i sit right there
 So i dunno why you love me baby
 I dunno why you care
 Socks'n' sandals that's what i wear