Machine Bitez #6

Feeling better now Murdoc? I haven't heard you crying for a few hours
 My tear ducts dried up years ago
 I watched The Notebook last night (oh yeah), dry as the Gobi Desert
 Oh, man! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! This is eyeball sweat, eh?
 I told you about that in 2007
 Thank you very much for your concern and-
 So, so, so, so you're not all cut up about missing the trip, by the portal?
 You're not sad that we went and you didn't, are you? We just-
 Portal shmortal, who gives a-
 Yeah so, you know, in case I ever need to find one for future reference
 I don't, at the moment, but if I do, where are they?
 Uh, well you got your, you got your south portal (Yeah, yeah), right portal-
 And you know where they are, do you?
 Janet Street portal
 Listen, keep your portal, I'm fine! Bye!