Pretty Little Lady from Beaumont Texas

It's not that blue Mercedes Benz
 That she could give to me
 It's not that if she married me
 That I would be set free.
 It's not that she's just barrels of fun
 That makes me fall so hard
 That pretty little lady from Beaumnt, Texas
 With the oil well in her yard.
 It's not because she could be
 In a playboy centerfold
 That makes me want to take her back
 With here and her black gold.
 It's not because she's barrels of fun
 That my heart pumps so hard
 For that pretty little lady from Beaumnt, Texas
 With the oil wells in her yard.
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 All that stock in Texas gold
 Don't mean a thing to me
 I buy my oil at K-Mart
 I buy one and get one free.
 I'd love her if she didn't have
 Those paid up credit cards
 That pretty little lady from Beaumnt, Texas
 With the oil wells in her yard.
 It's not because she could be
 In a playboy centerfold
 That makes me want to take her back
 With here and her black gold.
 It's not because she's barrels of fun
 That my heart pumps so hard
 For that pretty little lady from Beaumnt, Texas
 With the oil wells in her yard.
 That pretty little lady from Beaumnt, Texas
 With the oil wells in her yard...