Ol' George Stopped Drinkin' Today

Me and the bottle
 Have always been friends
 Oh, we've had a few ol' nasty fights
 But the bottle would always win
 And when I go to answer that final curtain call
 I can hear these words bein' whispered by all.
 Chorus:
 Ol' George stopped drinkin' today
 They're all gonna gather round me
 Lord, I wish they could hear me say
 No more income taxes
 No more bills to pay
 Ol' Geroge stopped drinkin' today.
 Down in Mississippi
 The highway patrol
 Will read it in the paper
 And say, God Rest his soul
 No more will he wobble
 Down life's highway
 'Cause George stopped drinkin today.
 They'll say he had a problem
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 Dealing with his mind
 He just couldn't seem to make it
 Anywhere on time
 But when the roll is called up yonder
 And heaven I know
 You can bet the Possum is gonna show.
 Chorus:
 Ol' George stopped drinkin' today
 They're all gonna gather round me
 Lord I wish they could hear me say
 No more income taxes
 No more bills to pay
 Ol' Geroge stopped drinkin' today.
 Ol' Geroge stopped drinkin' today...