Real Thing

So casually unclean
 She slips into a change, unfolds her magazine
 Celluloid and shadow lines so thoughtfully obscene
 Body hair's in vogue again
 At least he wasn't mean
 Oh, what's another stain?
 Inspect, deflect
 Waiting for the real thing
 Inspect, deflect
 Waiting for the real thing
 Reject, reject
 Waiting for the real thing
 Oh yeah, you bet
 She's going for the real thing
 Exquisitely unsure
 Exchanging attitudes, she takes the package tour
 Emotional Quaalude so perfectly impure
 She's got so many moves to try before she's sure
 She's getting damaged goods
 Inspect, deflect
 Waiting for the real thing
 Inspect, deflect
 Waiting for the real thing
 Reject, reject
 Waiting for the real thing
 Oh yeah, you bet
 She's going for the real thing
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 Mister Tan-and-Lean, towering so high above her
 Mister PhD tells her that I don't take me blather
 Mister European, girl is not afraid to shine
 Mister Stage-and-Screen
 Someone take her picture
 And inspect, deflect
 Waiting for the real thing
 Inspect, deflect
 Waiting for the real thing
 Reject, reject
 Waiting for the real thing
 Oh yeah, you bet
 She's going for the real thing
 Going for the real thing
 Going for the real thing
 Going for the real thing
 Going for the real thing