Zomby Woof

Three hundred years ago
 I thought I might get some sleep
 I stretched myself out onna antique bed
 An' my spirit did a midnite creep
 You know I'll never sleep no more
 It seem to me that it just ain't wise
 Didja ever wake up in the mornin'
 With a ZOMBY WOOF behind your eyes
 Just about as evil as you could be
 I am the ZOMBY WOOF
 I'm that creature all the ladies been
 Talkin' about
 I am the ZOMBY WOOF
 They all seek for shelter when I come chargin' out
 Tellin' you all the Zomby troof
 Here I'm is, the ZOMBY WOOF
 Tellin' you all the Zomby troof
 Here I'm is . .
 Reety-awrighty, he da ZOMBY WOOF
 Reety-awrighty, he da ZOMBY WOOF
 They said aw-reety
 An' they was aw-righty
 An' I was a Zomby for you, little lady . .
 I got a great big pointed fang
 Which is my Zomby Toof
 My right foot's bigger than my other one is
 Like a reg'lar Zomby Hoof
 If I raid your dormitorium
 Don't try to remain aloof . .
 I might snatch you up screamin' through the window all nekkid
 An' do it to you on the roof, don't mess with the
 ZOMBY WOOF
 I am about as evil as a Boogie Man can be!
 Tellin' you all the Zomby Troof
 Here I'm is, the ZOMBY WOOF
 Tellin' you all the Zomby Troof
 Here I'm is, the ZOMBY WOOF