You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here

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 You're probably wondering
 Why I'm here
 And so am I
 So am I
 Just as much as you wonder
 'Bout me bein' in this place
 (Yeah!)
 That's just how much I marvel
 At the lameness on your face
 You rise each day the same old way
 And join your friends out on the street
 Spray your hair
 And think you're neat
 I think your life is incomplete
 But maybe that's not for me to say
 They only pay me here to play
 (I wanna hear Caravan with a drum sola!)
 You're probably wondering
 Why I'm here
 And so am I
 So am I
 Just as much as you wonder
 'Bout me starin' back at you
 (Yeah!)
 That's just how much I question
 The corny things you do
 You paint your face and then you chase
 To meet the gang where the action is
 Stomp all night
 And drink your fizz
 Roll your car and say "Gee whiz!"
 You tore a big hole in your convertible top
 What will you tell your Mom and Pop?
 (Mom, I tore a big hole in the convertible)
 You're probably wondering
 Why I'm here
 And so am I
 So am I
 Just as much as you wonder
 If I mean just what I say
 (Yeah!)
 That's just how much I question
 The social games you play
 You told your Mom you're stoked on Tom
 And went for a cruise in Freddie's car
 Tommy's asking
 Where you are
 You boogied all night in a cheesy bar
 Plastic boots and plastic hat
 And you think you know where it's at?
 You're probably wondering
 Why I'm here
 (Not that it makes a heck of a lot of a difference to ya)