Richie and Ruben

They opened up a bar called "Living Hell"
 Right from the start it didn't go too well
 They didn't have the vibe or quite the right clientele
 They bought a velvet rope and the door man laughed
 They got robbed blind by half the wait staff
 Six short weeks and they were forced to sell
 Richie and Ruben
 Don't know what they're doin'
 Richie and Ruben
 Are both a little out of their minds
 Don't give 'em a dime
 They'll blow through your dough just like they blew through mine
 Whoa-whoa-oh-oh
 Whoa-whoa-oh-oh
 Where did the money go?
 Where did the money go?
 They opened a boutique they called "Degree"
 Together with some kid from FIT
 Though later it turned out he never quite
 Got his degree
 Eleven hundred bucks for a ripped up shirt
 That came pre-stained with bleach and black dirt
 Seemed just a little bit
 Too steep to me-e-e-e-e
 Richie and Ruben
 Don't know what they're doin'
 Richie and Ruben
 Are both a little out of their minds
 Don't give 'em a dime
 They'll blow through your dough just like they blew through mine
 And ever since the seventh grade
 They've been sayin' that we've got it made
 And I still haven't gotten paid, gotten paid at all
 Whoa-whoa-oh-oh
 Whoa-whoa-oh-oh
 Where did the money go?
 Richie and Ruben
 Don't know what they're doin'
 Richie and Ruben
 Are both a little
 They're both a little
 They're both a little
 Out of their minds