Action Hero

Sometime after sunset he is on his hands and knees
 He is searching for his keys
 At a small Vietnamese
 Place on East 11th Street
 His daughters both at once say, Can we just get going please?
 As his wife begins to sneeze
 And his son is throwing peas
 And eating with his feet
 He's an action hero
 And he should be fighting crime
 Leaping between the buildings
 And racing against time
 He's an action hero
 He's an action hero
 In his mind
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 In his mind
 Oh-h-h-h-ho hero
 Oh-h-h-h-ho hero
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 He drops by Mount Sinai where they're running through some tests
 And they've taped things to his chest
 And they're all doing their best
 To make him feel at ease
 The doctor says it's really just an educated guess
 I suggest you get some rest
 Try to cut back on the stress
 Cause I don't like what I see
 But the action hero
 Swears he feels just fine
 He's got to finish saving
 The world for all mankind
 He's an action hero
 He's an action hero
 And he's racing against time
 He's racing against time
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 There goes the action hero
 Oh-h-h-h-ho hero
 Oh-h-h-h-ho hero
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 He's racing against time