A Kiss Is Not A Contract

A kiss is not a contract
 But it's very nice
 Mmm it's very nice
 Just because you've been exploring my mouth
 Doesn't mean you get to take an expedition further south, no
 A kiss is not a contract
 But it's very nice
 It's very, very nice
 Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
 Doesn't mean you get to score the goal that's in my jockeys
 Just because I'm in a two-man novelty band
 Doesn't mean it's all about poon-tang
 I can't go around loving everyone
 I just wouldn't get anything done
 You could take me out to dinner that might be quite nice
 You could buy me a burrito and some beans and rice
 But that won't get you into Pants Paradise
 They call it a fly because it takes you up to heaven, oh-ooh-oh
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 A kiss is not a contract
 But it's very nice
 It's very, very nice
 I'm only one man
 Baby, pretty baby
 We're only two men, ladies
 Babies, oh pretty babies