Policeman's Xmas Party

Welcome to the first day of the rest of my life
 The tension is so think you can cut it with a knife
 Something's happened: Things will never be the same
 There's blood on the carpet - I'm rewiring my brain
 I got some new friends down at West Valley PD
 You can change the channel but I'm all that's on TV
 The only good news is that he's going to be o.k.
 Got a bomb in my stomach but I'm dreaming that one day
 I'll be going to a Policeman's Xmas party
 Have a couple beers get funky on the dance floor
 Going to a Policeman's Xmas party
 Gonna have a good time for the rest of my life...
 4 weeks later it's still Raining in the Park
 Marine with a gun guards my house now after dark
 I look for clues like I'm Inspector Clouseau
 You can have my money honey I just want to go
 Go to a policeman's Xmas party
 Have a couple beers get my funky on the dance floor
 Go to a policeman's Xmas party
 Gonna have a good time for the rest of my life...
 There's Cops on the ceiling
 There's Cops on the floor
 There's Cops in the windows
 Cops breaking down the door
 You'll never feel safer in your life
 The Captain even likes to get freaky on my wife
 We're going to a Policeman's Xmas party
 Have a couple beers get my funky on the dance floor
 Going to a Policeman's Xmas party
 Gonna have a good time for the rest...
 Welcome to the best day of the rest of my life
 My buddies broke the case and now it's gonna be alright
 Moral of the story, it don't matter who you are
 Be careful what you wish for they'll be calling you a rock star
 People from Earth there's never been a harder core
 Party like this party in a million years or more
 The floor itself is hopping like a freaking kangaroo
 The D.J.'s in his P.J.'s playing..."everybody wants you!"
 Going to a policeman's Xmas party
 Have a couple beers get funky on the dance floor
 Going to a policeman's Xmas party
 Going to have a good time the rest of my life!
 Take off your clothes
 Take off everything you are
 Take off your heart
 Get funky on the dance floor
 Going to have a good time for the rest...