California Justice

Early one morning at county line
 The swells 4-6 approaching 9
 The barrel of my life hit the Malibu Sky
 A Golden State Pipe - Conchita was mine
 Suddenly a local on a Boogie in a Thong
 Cut in on my line - My Barrel was gone
 Her Pepperdine Stud screamed "Val that's what you get"
 I shot him with a gun behind Neptune's Net.
 Killed a man I don't know what the fuss is
 I'm just looking for some California Justice.
 Killed a man I don't know what the fuss is
 I'm just looking for some California Justice...
 Took off in the Mustang for the 395
 Double Double in Mohave - Took a left at Lone Pine
 I Powered up the top of Mt Whitney
 They may not have a Jamba Juice but here they'll never get me...
 While working my tan looked down the cliff to see
 A line of Black and Whites Dropped by a yellow Jersey
 Called Uncle Arnie said, "What's going on
 He said, "New Sheriff in town... Name's Lance Armstrong"
 Killed a man I don't know what the fuss is
 I'm just looking for some California justice.
 Killed a man I don't know what the fuss is
 I'm just looking for some California Justice...
 Hired a fixer to keep things blurry
 Sent the shuttle to space for the perfect jury
 The judge dropped the bar and to the court decreed
 You can lay down all you like
 Tell me what you see
 I'm free
 Heading up the Truckee River
 To catch me a brown though the water makes me shiver
 Mistake I made was crossing the border
 Casinos for me are cooked and made to order
 I didn't intend to kill the dealer last night
 But I doubled down to 20 - His 16 pulled a 5
 Now I'm heading back to Cali bound for TAHOE CITY...
 Killed a man I don't know what the fuss is
 I'm just looking for some California justice
 Killed a man I don't know what the fuss is
 I'm just looking for some California justice
 Moral of the story keep the straight and narrow
 Your eyes on the ball
 Your hands off the sparrow
 Every country needs one broken arrow
 At least we gave you Ronnie Reagan, Sonny & Chero
 I'll meet you down behind Neptune's Net
 Catch my honey in the thong
 Do you get it yet?
 We'll catch barrels every day
 I'm just surfing U.S.A.