Vienna Calling - Tourist Version

Ladies and gentlemen, we are now approaching Vienna airport
 Please fasten your seatbelts and refrain from smoking
 On behalf of captain Hölzel and his crew
 We hope you've had a pleasant flight with Austrian Airlines
 And that your stay in Vienna will be a pleasant one
 Thank you and bye bye (hello, Vienna calling)
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 Hi there, I'd like to welcome all of you to the beautiful city of Vienna
 Our bus is ready to leave
 Please follow me quickly for a guided tour through this beautiful city
 Again, welcome to Vienna
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 (Hey) hello (ooh) Vienna calling, ay ay ay
 Hello (ooh) Vienna calling, ay ay ay
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 As we go along, I will be showing you the various attractions in our fair city
 On your left you can see the wellknown Vienna town hall, known in German as the Rathaus
 As we come around the corner, you will notice the Musikvereinsaal
 Where the Wiener Sängerknaben are rehearsing at this very moment (ooh, Vienna calling)
 On to the Staatsoper where the world famous Vienna waltzers are performed
 Hello (ooh) Vienna calling, ay ay ay
 Hello (ooh) Vienna calling, ay ay ay
 Hello (ooh) Vienna calling, ay ay ay
 Hello (ooh) Vienna calling, ay ay ay
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 Hello (ooh) Vienna calling, ay ay ay
 Hello (ooh) Vienna calling, ay ay ay
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 Holy sheep dip, mister, what's that over there?
 That, my friend, is the Schönbrunn
 This is where hords of pop fans would come to see young Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
 Perform his well-known smash hits (Amadeous)
 This is the end of our tour
 Please get off the bus as we reach our final destination, the Stadthalle
 Inside we've got a special treat for you
 The pride of Austria, our very own Falco
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 We want Falco
 We want Falco
 We want Falco
 We want Falco
 We want Falco
 We want Falco
 We want Falco
 We want Falco
 Hallo (hallo)
 Hallo (hallo)
 Right, Vienna calling (Vienna calling)
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 Hello (ooh) Vienna calling (ooh)
 Hello (ooh) Vienna calling (ooh) cha cha
 Hello (ooh) Vienna calling (ooh)
 Hello (ooh) Vienna calling (ooh)
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 Talking about, Bella sitzt in Rio, Cathy liegt in Tokyo
 Männer fragen sie nach Feuer, nach dem andern sowieso
 Trinke ganz inkognito mit unser aller Freund Carlo
 An der Oper, left side down, oder was weiß ich wo
 Wien, Wien du kennst mich up, kennst mich down
 Du kennst mich wo, wo, wo
 Wohin sind deine Frauen?
 Wohin sind deine Frauen?
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 Hel-he-he-he-he-hello (hello)
 Hello (hello)
 Willkommen
 And the boys are singing (hello) right
 Frauen (hello)
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 Hello (ooh) Vienna calling (ooh)
 Hello (ooh) Vienna calling (ooh)
 Hello (ooh) Vienna calling (ooh)
 Hello (ooh) Vienna calling (ooh)
 Hello (ooh) Vienna calling (ooh)
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 Hello (ooh) Vienna calling (ooh)