Midlife Crisis

Go on and wring my neck
 Like when a rag gets wet
 A little discipline
 For my pet genius
 My head is like lettuce
 Go on, dig your thumbs in
 I cannot stop giving
 I'm 30 something
 Sense of security
 Like pockets jingling (midlife crisis)
 Suck ingenuity
 Down through the family tree
 You're perfect, yes, it's true
 But without me you're only you (you're only you)
 Your menstruating heart
 It ain't bleedin' enough for two
 It's a midlife crisis
 It's a midlife crisis
 What an inheritance
 The salt and the Kleenex
 Morbid self-attention
 Bending my pinky back
 A little discipline
 A donor by habit
 A little discipline
 Rent an opinion
 Sense of security
 Holding blunt instrument (midlife crisis)
 I'm a perfectionist
 And perfect is a skinned knee
 You're perfect, yes, it's true
 But without me you're only you (you're only you)
 Your menstruating heart
 It ain't bleedin' enough for two
 Yeah
 Yeah
 Yeah
 Yeah
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 It's a midlife crisis
 It's a midlife crisis
 You're perfect, yes, it's true (go on and wring my neck, like when a rag gets wet)
 But without me you're only you (go on and wring my neck)
 Your menstruating heart (go on and wring my neck, like when a rag gets wet)
 It ain't bleedin' enough for two
 You're perfect, yes, it's true (go on and wring my neck, like when a rag gets wet)
 But without me you're only you (go on and wring my neck) (you're only you)
 Your menstruating heart (go on and wring my neck, like when a rag gets wet)
 It ain't bleedin' enough for two
 You're perfect, yes, it's true (go on and wring my neck, like when a rag gets wet)
 But without me you're only you (go on and wring my neck) (you're only you)
 Your menstruating heart (go on and wring my neck, like when a rag gets wet)
 It ain't bleedin' enough for two
 You're perfect, yes, it's true (go on and wring my neck, like when a rag gets wet)
 But without me you're only you (go on and wring my neck) (you're only you)
 Your menstruating heart (go on and wring my neck, like when a rag gets wet)
 It ain't bleedin' enough for two