You're so Rude

My mum she likes you
 She thinks you're swell
 Got the makings of a dance hall girl
 Your low cut frock and your bird's nest hair
 Stiletto heels and the way that you swear
 She said to take you back to see my folks again on Sunday
 Why, it looks as though there's nobody in
 They've all gone out to see my Auntie Renee
 Don't you worry, you just come right in
 I'm sure we'll pass the time til' they come home
 Well, let me take your coat, kick off your shoes
 Warm your toes, try the sofa
 It's getting dark, we'll miss the late night bus, it's only eight?
 Well, I'm not takin' any chances
 What's that noise, why'd they come back so soon?
 Straighten your dress you're really looking a mess
 I'll wet my socks, pretend we just got caught in the rain
 Oh, you're so rude