Sunset Strip Bitch

The sunset strip bitch
 The sunset strip bitch
 The sunset strip bitch
 Yea-yea-yea-yea-yea-yeah
 He reads women's magazines
 Swears the truth doesn't phase him and he
 Knows the hottest bras for fall
 And how to make her fall in love
 In four or five days or less
 Guess it depends on the stars and how
 Well he has memorized
 His dating do's and don'ts he says
 I'm ready to go
 Gonna see my name underneath the stars when I walk the boulevard
 Gonna see my name underneath the stars when I walk the boulevard
 The horoscope today said things would go my way
 The sunset strip bitch
 The sunset strip bitch
 The sunset strip bitch
 Yea-yea-yea-yea-yea-yeah
 He wines and dines and takes his time
 Between regurgitating lines
 Voted most likely to work
 In the rag he stole from work
 Tres Flores in his hair
 Old Spice lingers in the air
 Gives an extra squirt of shine for sheen and smiles as he says
 I'm ready to go
 Gonna see my name underneath the stars when I walk the boulevard
 Gonna see my name underneath the stars when I walk the boulevard
 The horoscope today said things would go my way
 The sunset strip bitch
 The sunset strip bitch
 The sunset strip bitch
 Yea-yea-yea-yea-yea-yeah
 The sunset strip bitch
 The sunset strip bitch
 The sunset strip bitch
 He knows his friends think that he's lame
 When he tells them he's got game
 Shops around for shiny clothes
 Strikes a super player pose
 He reads women's magazines
 He slaves to make the scene
 Gets the wax ripped off his back, he screams and smiles and he says
 I'm ready to go
 Gonna see my name underneath the stars when I walk the boulevard
 Gonna see my name underneath the stars when I walk the boulevard
 Gonna see my name underneath the stars when I walk the boulevard
 Gonna see my name underneath the stars when I walk the boulevard
 This outfit set me back
 Two paychecks and a Cadillac
 The horoscope today said things would go my way