Missionary Man - Remastered Version

Well I was born an original sinner,
 I was borne from original sin
 And if I had a dollar bill for all the things I've done
 There'd be a mountain of money piled up to my chin
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 My mother told me good, my mother told me strong
 She said, "Be true to yourself and you can't go wrong
 But there's just one thing that you must understand"
 You can fool with your brother
 But don't mess with a missionary man"
 Don't mess with a missionary man,
 Don't mess with a missionary man,
 Don't mess with a missionary man
 Oh the missionary man, he's got god on his side
 He's got the saints and apostles backin' up from behind
 Black eyed looks from those bible books,
 He's a man with a mission, got a serious mind
 There was a woman in the jungle and a monkey on a tree
 The missionary man he was followin' me
 He said "Stop what you're doing
 Get down upon your knees
 I've got a message for you that you better believe,
 Believe, believe, believe, believe, believe,
 Believe, believe, believe, believe, believe,
 Believe, believe, believe, believe, believe,
 Believe, believe, believe, believe, believe,
 Believe, believe.
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 Well I was born an original sinner,
 I was borne from original sin (Original sin)
 And if I had a dollar bill for all the things I've done
 There'd be a mountain of money, money, money, money,
 Money, money, money, money, money,
 Money, money, money, money, money,
 Money, money, money
 Don't ask, we're in the know
 Oh baby
 (Don't mess with a missionary man)
 
 Leave him alone now
 (Missionary man)
 Don't you mess with him, no, no
 (Missionary man)
 (Missionary man)
 Don't mess with a missionary man
 (Don't you mess with that man)
 Missionary man
 Ahh, oho ho
 Hey yeah