Artist and Repertoire

Boys please
 Dinner's on me tonight
 I am the host and
 You're the parasite
 Don't come any nearer
 This is how we do
 We do, we do it
 Armed with nothing but
 A dotted line and big blue eyes
 Ominous, so ominous
 Of surprise
 Surprise, I'm not who you thought I was
 So load that barrel boy
 Your barrel boy
 And put your horse down
 She can't bear to run
 You're as sleek as the words you speak
 Now you're riding on the shoulders of the weak
 I know you've got a habit
 
 We're held as hostages
 Blinded by appendages
 I swore I'd make amends for this
 We're held as hostages
 Blinded by appendages
 I swore I'd make amends for this
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 Sir, please, we're laughing at
 Your crooked smile
 How you've trained those teeth
 To break my skin
 Armed with nothing but
 A dotted line and big blue eyes
 So obvious and ominous of surprise
 You're as sleek as the words you speak
 Now you're riding on the shoulders of the weak
 I know you've got a habit
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 We're held as hostages
 Blinded by appendages
 And I swore I'd make amends for this
 We'll work as hostages
 Caught behind appendages
 And I swore I'd make amends for this
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 Gentlemen,
 Your temptress has arrived
 She's perfectly disguised
 In black and white
 With dollar signs
 And dotted lines
 And with my hands upon her hips
 The notion of a kiss
 The candles lit
 I can't commit
 This feather's dipped in ink
 A tattoo that never heals
 She's asking me to
 Sign right here
 (Sign right here)
 Sign right here
 I know you've got a habit
 We're held as hostages
 Blinded by appendages
 And I swore I'd make amends for this
 We'll work as hostages
 Caught behind appendages
 And I swore I'd make amends for this