Poison Ivy League

Hail to thee old Ivy League
 Poison Ivy League
 The ra-ra boys are sitting round the table tonight
 The ra-ra boys have lots of plans in view
 They're gonna have panty raids and make their own lemonade
 They'll live it up just like the big boys do
 Poison Ivy League, boys in that Ivy League
 Give me an itch, those sons of the rich
 That Poison Ivy League
 The ra-ra boys will go to bed so early tonight
 Before exams they need a lot of rest
 They gotta make good for dad, they gotta make good so bad
 They'll even pay someone to take that test
 Poison Ivy League, boys in that Ivy League
 How can they flunk, they're so full of bunk
 That Poison Ivy League
 The ra-ra boys are being groomed for business some day
 For better things to college they were sent
 And you can bet they'll be the head of the company
 As long as dear old daddy's president
 Poison Ivy League, boys in that Ivy League
 So loaded with cash, they give me a rash
 That Poison Ivy League
 So let it be told, I won't touch them with a ten foot pole
 That Poison Ivy League