Brown Eyed Handsome Man - Version 1

Well, Milo Venus was a beautiful lass
 She had the world in the palm of her hand
 But she lost both her arms in a wrestling match
 To win a brown eyed handosme man
 She fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man
 One, two, the count with nobo-
 Two, three, the count with nobody on
 He hit a high fly into the stand
 Rounding third he was a-headed for home
 It was a brown eyed handsome man
 Arrested on the charges of unemployment
 He was sitting in the witness stand
 The judge's wife called up the district attorney
 Said, free that brown eyed man
 Keep your job, you better free that brown eyed man
 Flyin' across the desert in a TWA
 I saw a woman walking across the sand
 Walkin' thirty miles en route to Bombay
 To meet a brown eyed handsome man
 Her destination was a brown eyed handsome man
 Somebody's daughter couldn't make up her mind
 Between the doctor and a lawyer man
 Her mother told her, something, go out and find yourself
 A brown eyed handsome man
 Just like your daddy who's a brown eyed handsome man