Beach Boy Blues

I'm a poor Hawaiian beach boy
 A long way from the beach
 'Cause someone shoved his face against my hand
 Now I'm a kissing cousin to a ripe pineapple
 I'm in the can
 I was minding my own business
 But drinking daddy's juice
 I swear I'll never touch that stuff again
 Just like a pig before he gave his all at that aluhau
 I'm in the pen
 Got those beach boy blues
 Don't the time go slow
 Lonely beach boy blues
 Only 30 days and 90 years to go
 I want a taste of honey
 From my wahine's lips
 I want to be her ever loving man
 But I'm a kissing cousin to a ripe pineapple
 I'm in the can
 But I'm a kissing cousin to a ripe pineapple
 I'm in the can