Waiting For Me

You call me up on a Saturday night
 Half intoxicated with a crazy bunch of guys
 Say you're at a party and I really ought to come
 Then you hold the phone up so that I can hear the hot drumbeat
 If you're waiting for me
 If you're waiting for me
 You'll be waiting for a long time
 I don't wanna leave out all the fun and happiness
 I don't wanna walk away from love and tenderness
 I'll be on the sofa watchin' rated videos
 I'll be gettin' closer to the one who satisfies my soul
 If you're waiting for me
 If you're waiting for me
 You'll be waiting for a long time
 I have love
 And it changed my ways
 Things will never
 Be the same
 Oh
 It isn't like I'm missin' out on anything tonight
 Happy as can be, I got my babies by my side
 One day I will turn around and they will all be grown
 Then they will be goin' out and won't be stayin' home with me
 If you're waiting for me
 If you're waiting for me
 You'll be waiting for a long time
 I have love
 And it changed my ways
 Things will never
 Be the same
 Oh