That's How Much I Love You

Now, If I had a nickel, I know what I would do
 I'd spend it all for candy, and give it all to you
 I'd spend it all for candy, and give it all to you
 'Cause that's how much I love you, baby
 That's how much I love you
 Now, if you were a kitten, with pretty, glossy, fur
 I'd Pick you up, and stroke you, and listen to you purr
 I'd Pick you up, and stroke you, and listen to you purr
 'Cause that's how much I love you, baby
 That's how much I love you
 Now if you were a tiger, I'd hang around your den
 I'd pester you my honey, until you let me in
 I'd pester you my honey, until you let me in
 'Cause that's how much I love you, baby
 That's how much I love you
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 Well, if you were a horsefly, and I, an old grey mare
 I'd stand and let you bite me, and never move a hair
 I'd stand and let you bite me, and never move a hair
 'Cause that's how much I love you, baby
 That's how much I love you
 Well, if you want to marry, now, let me tell you what
 We'll go and find the parson, and let him tie the knot
 We'll go and find the parson, and let him tie the knot
 'Cause that's how much I love you, woman
 That's how much I love you