Land Of A Thousand Dances

One, two, three!
 One, two, three!
 You gotta know how to pony like Bony Maronie
 Mashed Potato, do the Alligator
 Put your hands on your hips, let your back-bone slip
 Do the Watusi, like my little Lucy
 Na, na na na na, na na na na, na na na, na na na, na na na na.
 Need somebody to help me say it one time
 Na, na na na na, na na na na, na na na, na na na, na na na na.
 You know I feel alright.
 Feel pretty good y'all.
 Na, na na na na, na na na na, na na na, na na na, na na na na.
 Need somebody to help me say it one time
 Na, na na na na, na na na na, na na na, na na na, na na na na.
 Dance with me honey, like Long Tall Sally
 Twistin' with Lucy, doin the Watusi
 Gotta hold of your back, I like it like that
 Do the Jerk, watch me work
 Ah, do it!