Jump My Bone

I hope we can all get alone tonight
 I'm tryin' to take me somethin' home tonight
 Lay on my back talk on my phone and get my head lay on
 Then after that she gon' jump my bone
 I hope we can all get alone tonight
 I'm tryin' to take me somethin' home tonight
 Lay on my back talk on my phone and get my head lay on
 Then after that she gon' jump my bone
 Gettin' tweeded up in the club, niggas in the parking lot
 Sasquatch pimpin' bitches from different cities
 And I'm tryin' to stick my ding-a-ling
 Between one of these super bad ass bitches
 Say, ho, oh, you don't want me to talk to you like that?
 She say, "Oh I got your hoe, besides nigga
 I don't even listen to rap"
 I said, "How you know a motherfucker rap?"
 She say, "Ain't you 40-water?
 I read an article on you while I was up under the dryin' net
 Magazine Double XL
 I heard that, okay what's crackaleezie, what's the heezie deezie?
 Why you try to act like you was God's gift to the world
 A few minutes of a keezie leezie?
 All my dentures gathered around to take a look
 At this bankded beauty Dolly Parton gluteus Maximus
 Ass big enough to fit a cup on her booty
 Straight Centerfold Suzette
 I'm in the mix, check it out, I'm in the mix like a blender
 Stay right down the street from Paul from the Diamond Center
 I used to cut grass for a livin'
 But now I count cash for a livin' bitch
 I hope we can all get alone tonight
 I'm tryin' to take me somethin' home tonight
 Lay on my back, talk on my phone and get my head lay on
 Then after that she gon' jump my bone
 I hope we can all get alone tonight
 I'm tryin' to take me somethin' home tonight
 Lay on my back, talk on my phone and get my head lay on
 Then after that she gon' jump my bone
 Now, there was a cool little old fuck
 Smoked a little broccelius then we stopped by the burrito truck
 Stuck, man this shit here's crazy
 I'm in a Ford, Fix or repair daily
 Old school antique lifters tickin'
 With a gas leak radiator off the heater reads
 I'm in a desperate need of some antifreeze
 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit
 What the fuck's wrong with this car?
 Shit, shit, shit, shit I should've drove my Northstar
 Dependable, new school get you
 Where you need to be when you need to be
 Enemies aimin' at me with they darts
 While I'm footin' it, walkin' to Kragens Auto Parts
 I hope we can all get alone tonight
 I'm tryin' to take me somethin' home tonight
 Lay on my back, talk on my phone and get my head lay on
 Then after that she gon' jump my bone
 I hope we can all get alone tonight
 I'm tryin' to take me somethin' home tonight
 Lay on my back, talk on my phone and get my head lay on
 Then after that she gon' jump my bone
 A week later, everything was fo' sho'
 My album was about to drop so I went on a promotional tour
 Bus driver why you cruisin' dude? Where we headed?
 Houston Texas, one mo' mile, two mo' exits
 Quarter to three me and the Mossie checkin' in at the Double tree
 Lemme call my dudes, who? 8-ball and MJG
 Ball where da hoes?
 All the hoes be at Poppago's
 Later on that day, say you know a motherfucker
 Can't come to Houston without visitin' Little J
 The Scarfaces, The Drapers and The Greens
 The Northsides and Club Boomerangs and bitch
 I hope we can all get alone tonight
 I'm tryin' to take me somethin' home tonight
 Lay on my back, talk on my phone and get my head lay on
 Then after that she gon' jump my bone
 I hope we can all get alone tonight
 I'm tryin' to take me somethin' home tonight
 Lay on my back, talk on my phone and get my head lay on
 Then after that she gon' jump my bone