I Wish I Was the President

It's the end of the month I gotta pay the rent
 I wish I was the president
 It's the end of the month and all my money is spent
 I wish I was the president
 I'd have a big white house with a yard and a fence
 So I could keep all the terrorists out
 I'd be the king of the world I would lie and deny
 And get high with little honor role girls
 (Resist drugs and violence)
 I wish I was the president
 (I promise to do the best job I can; Bullshit!)
 I wish I was the president
 It's the end of the month and what a year so far
 I wish I was the president
 Every end of the month I'd buy a brand new car
 And drive it straight to the strip bar
 Where I'd be drinkin' for free
 And have a bunch of naked bitches yellin' fuck the police with me
 Snortin' shit up my nose
 With the flag in my hand here my national anthem goes
 I'd make every day a holiday
 I wish I was the president
 A mandatory raise for the underpaid
 I wish I was the president
 It's the end of the month another one down the drain
 I wish I was the president
 I'd have a boat and a maid and my own jet plane
 And I would still complain
 I'd do whatever I please
 I'd take a trip around the world dropping bombs on our enemies
 I'd smoke the dopest cigars drive a muscle car
 And fuck eleven different porno stars
 I'd live a hell of a life I would never pay taxes
 And I'd barely have to see my wife
 I'd make every day a holiday
 I wish I was the president
 A mandatory raise for the underpaid
 I wish I was the president
 I'd make every day a holiday
 I wish I was the president
 A mandatory raise for the underpaid
 I wish I was the president
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 Stop your whining 'cause your bitchin' nagging's killing me
 Stop your crying 'cause you're driving me crazy
 Goddammit do you have to complain
 Don't you think I'm sick and tired of the same ole same ole
 The same ole, the same ole
 The same ole, same old thing
 The same ole, the same ole
 The same ole everything
 The same ole, the same ole
 The same ole, nothing's changed
 The same ole, the same ole
 The same ole fucking thing
 Well now, I guess it's time to go to work
 And look my miserable fuck head boss in his fucking face
 Maybe I'll just call in sick today
 Lay around, get stoned, watch porno
 Aww, fuck it
 I'd make every day a holiday
 I wish I was the president
 A mandatory raise for the underpaid
 I wish I was the president
 I'd make every day a holiday
 I wish I was the president
 A mandatory raise for the underpaid
 I wish I was the president
 I wish I was the president
 (I promise to do the best job I can; Bullshit!)
 I wish I was the president