Your Ole Handy Man

I have to mow the lawn and I have to wash the car
 And I'd just like to know just who you think you are
 I'm gettin' tired of waggin' that old heavy garbage can
 Your woman's gettin' tired of being your ole handy man
 I have to run your water and I have to wash your back
 And I have to scrub the tub after you have had your bath
 You're as helpless as a baby, but I love you, understand
 I'm just gettin' tired of being your ole handy man
 Your woman's gettin' tired of being your ole handy man
 Now I know you've got ten fingers but where's your helpin' hand
 I've just made a decision, I've stood all, I'm gonna stand
 Your woman's gettin' tired of being your ole handy man
 Oh, whoa
 I do everythin' for you, you never help yourself
 And I think I'd die from shock if you raised a hand to help
 Well, I'm not gonna keep it up, that's what you got planned
 Your woman's gettin' tired of being your ole handy man
 Your woman's gettin' tired of being your ole handy man
 Now I know you got ten fingers but where's that helpin' hand
 I've just made a decision, I've stood all, I'm gonna stand
 Your woman's gettin' tired of being your ole handy man
 Your woman's gettin' tired of being your ole handy man