Survey Says

Survey says it was a bad idea in the first place
 Never been that drunk in my life
 As I got down on my hands and knees
 and asked you to be my husband
 I mean, wife
 Two days later, still coughing up blood
 I sat down to write this letter with a clearer head and a heart full of lead
 Engine is runnin', power's goin' down
 Engine is goin', tires are sinking deep into the ground
 Engine is runnin', but the times are going by slower than ever
 Engine is goin', crossing still an
 impossible line
 When you know it's going to work
 It makes you, breaks you, all the same now
 California doesn't know what hit it, admit it
 Got them by the balls
 One lost Pinto gets them to the border in order
 All we need now
 Army is runnin', the hands and legs are locked with paper clips
 Army is goin', but the anthrax still persists
 Army is goin', but the cavalry still hasn't saved the day yet
 Army is runnin', crossing still an impossible line
 When you know it's going to work
 It makes you, breaks you, all the same now
 California doesn't know what hit it, admit it
 Got them by the balls
 One lost Pinto gets them to the border in order
 All we need now (One, two, cha-cha-cha!)
 Survey says it was a chest-high fastball
 Survey it was a bunch of nonsense!