OK Jokes Over

So, tell me the truth now before I get mad
 Was I the best lover you ever had?
 And give me it straight
 Doesn't it keep you up at night?
 You tell me how you think, you finally found love
 It's lovely to hear how you've finally found love
 Wear something sexy and meet me at midnight
 Well, you couldn't have asked for a funnier scene
 And as for his temper, well, I see what you mean
 But give him a week and I swear he'll just forget
 And I thank the lord that I'm me and not him
 'Cause I may be stupid, but at least I'm not dim
 And when he walked in, oh, I felt no regret
 So, tell me the truth now before I get mad
 Was I the best lover you ever had
 And give me it straight
 Doesn't it keep you up at night?
 If you're such a victim then go call the cops
 But you certainly looked good when you were on top
 If I get the blame then I get the credit too