I'm Going to Buy You a Gun

I'm going to get you a gun
 I'm going to get a video camera
 We're going to take you downtown
 We're going to show them how to get things done
 I'm going to take you outside
 I'm going to take you out on a 9-5
 We're going to blind-fold you and run
 We're going to be miles away when the cops come
 No-nooo-nooo-No
 No-nooo-nooo (etc)
 I'm going to get you a gun
 I'm going to buy a video camera
 We're going to take you downtown
 We're going to show them how to have some style
 I'm going to take you outside
 I'm going to show you the whole wide world
 They're as Christian as can be
 Even Christ told a cripple joke now and then
 Oh-No-noo-No
 No-na-no (etc)
 I am going to get you a gun
 I'm going to get a video camera
 We're going to go on downtown
 We're going to show them how to have some fun