I Love A Magician

Oh, here we go again!
 I love a magician
 She can cut me in half
 She can find quarters behind my ear
 And make me laugh, one two one two
 Is this thing on? Let's assess
 Oh yes, she's the best, there is no contest
 But I must confess that there are times like when
 She floats me straight up in the air
 Over thirty miles, I don't care
 Well, maybe a little it can really stop
 You from doing something cause you wonder
 Oh, if they'd really drop you
 She simply wiggles her nose
 Eliminates all my clothes
 Really makes me wonder now
 Really makes me wonder now, wonder now
 She vanished into thin air
 And didn't see why I care
 Really makes me wonder
 Really makes me wonder now, wonder now
 I love a magician, she does things to keep me amused
 Like when she sticks my hair straight up in the air
 For the benefit of her stuck-up friends
 Well, I think it's funny
 But you know it's a touchy subject
 She likes to set me a trap
 And makes me come with a clap
 Really makes me wonder
 Really makes me wonder now, wonder now
 She says she can't read my mind
 I know she does all the time
 Really makes me wonder
 Really makes me wonder now, wonder now
 She simply wriggles her nose
 Eliminates all my clothes
 Really makes me wonder now
 Really makes me wonder now, wonder now
 She vanished into thin air
 And didn't see why I care
 Really makes me wonder
 Really makes me wonder now, wonder now
 There are times I don't know you at all, yeah yeah, yeah
 There are times I don't know you at all, yeah
 There are times I don't know you at all, yeah yeah, yeah
 There are times I don't know you at all, yeah