Whiplashed - Radio Version

Sorry guys, hate to put you through this
 I apologise to the musicians
 If you need to fucking take a dump
 Or get a coffee, whatever
 Now might be a good time
 'Cause we will stay for as long as it takes
 Until one of you faggots can play in time
 Start counting
 One, two, three, four
 One, two, three
 One, two, three, four
 Rushing or dragging?
 Rushing
 So you do know the difference!
 Now are you a rusher, or a dragger?
 Or are you going to be on my fucking time!
 Not, not quite my tempo
 Here we go
 Not quite my tempo
 It's all good, no worries
 Here we go
 Play the goddamned kit
 Not my fucking tempo!
 Jesus fucking Christ!
 I didn't know they allowed retards into Schaffer
 Am I to understand that you can not read tempo?
 Can you even fucking read music?
 If you deliberately sabotage my band, I will fuck you like a pig
 So for the final, FATHER-FUCKING time, SAY IT LOUDER!
 Can you hear me cocksuckers?
 Answer!
 I'm upset
 Louder!
 I'm upset
 Louder!
 I'm upset
 You are a worthless, friendless, faggot-lipped little piece of shit
 Whose mommy left daddy when she figured out he wasn't Eugene O'Neill
 And who is now weeping and slobbering all over my drum set
 Like a fucking nine-year old girl!
 So for the final, FATHER-FUCKING time SAY IT LOUDER!
 (Louder!)
 If you deliberately sabotage my band, I will fuck you like a pig
 So for the final, FATHER-FUCKING time SAY IT LOUDER!
 (Louder!)
 If you deliberately sabotage my band, I will fuck you like a pig
 So for the final, FATHER-FUCKING time, SAY IT LOUDER!
 You ready cocksuckers?
 Answer!
 Huba-bubba-bubba-babum-babum
 What are you in a fucking acapella group?
 SAY IT LOUDER!