Mad Random

Yeah do doo do do doo do shoo ba doo
 Funny thing happened the other day
 See someone asked me what's the meaning of Bread and Oats
 I said shit I don't know
 I came up with the name
 And you showed up at the show
 So the fact that you're payin' me means you connected with the flow
 Cause I stood up on stage and you stood down on the floor
 With your hands up
 With your back towards the door
 And then you asked for encore and I gave you some more
 And then someone asks me "Can I buy it in stores?"
 I said, "Stores, do they have those anymore?"
 She said, "Of course they do!"
 I said, "No they don't."
 She said, "I'll buy it tomorrow."
 I said, "No you won't."
 She said, "Why?"
 I said, "Well you askin' all those questions."
 And I walked away, she learned a valuable lesson
 Mad random
 I'm mad random
 Big bird
 Mad random
 Little bird
 I'm mad random
 Big bird
 I'm mad random
 I got a sense of humor it's my sixth sense
 I want to grow up and have a house with a picket fence
 No I don't
 Who wants to have that
 Paint it one week the next week you got to go back
 Keep the house I'll take the land paint my fence back
 With a pitbull in the yard that don't bark or attack
 But you think he does
 Because he's a pitbull
 Well we'll just leave it at that
 And while I'm at it I'll get a cat
 Or a lion or a tiger like Mike Tyson
 Nah I don't think so
 That's a lot of responsibility
 And the nails grow long
 And I don't like tigers anyway
 Why would you have a tiger
 Now going back to the song
 I'm mad random
 I'm mad random
 Doo do doo dad ooo
 Doo do doo doo
 I'm mad random
 Big bird
 I'm mad random
 Paper mache
 Do doo mad random
 Doo do doo doot
 Yeah
 Yeah
 Yeah
 Check
 Check
 I feel deserted
 I'm nervous I'm the only one that heard it
 The sound of gunshot
 The shot the gun that practically murdered our culture
 When you got beef you don't ask for the-
 I'm mad random