Information Travels Faster

I intentionally wrote it out to be an illegible mess
 You wanted me to write you letters, but I'd rather lose your address
 And forget that we'd ever met and what did or did not occur
 Sitting in the station, it's all a blur
 Of dancehall hips, pretentious quips
 A boxer's bob and weave
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 And here's the kicker of this whole shebang
 You're in debt and completely fooled
 That you can look into the mirror and objectively rank your wounds
 Sewing circles are not solely based in trades of cloth
 There's spinsters all around here, taking notes, reporting on us
 As information travels faster in the modern age, in the modern age
 As our days are crawling by so slowly
 Information travels faster in the modern age, in the modern age
 As our days are crawling by so slowly
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 Information travels faster in the modern age, in the modern age
 As our days are crawling by so slowly
 Information travels faster in the modern age, in the modern age
 As our days are crawling by so slowly