Two Fools a Minute

Seems like everything I like
 Will make me sick or poor or fat
 Oh you beautiful doll sez qho
 Say one for me
 And try not to laugh
 Who's got the time?
 Whh'll hold the horses
 Now ya see it
 Now ya don't
 Now I've seen everything
 At least everything I want!
 Tasty, very sweet
 Honney for the life of me
 Tell me baby please,
 Who's that unexpected company?
 So it's up the road
 Turn right next Thursday
 Think that's where I'm gone
 I ain't drownin' just waving
 Ain't even worth a song
 We was makin' something of it
 And "X" did mark the spot
 But "Y"'s a crooked letter
 I forgot...,
 Burt not me Chief
 I'm just Radar
 I don't talk in front of the kids
 I know the difference
 See; the meek shall inherit shit.
 I'd wait for her parade
 While she's out doin' Yankee doodie
 Thought I had it made
 But the gravy train was late as usual
 And it's up the road
 Turn right next Thursday
 Think that's where I'm gone I ain't drownin' just wavin'
 Ain't even worh a song
 See ya in the funny papers
 Guess that's where I'll be
 They say two fools born a minute
 Guess that makes me three.