Hey, You Never Know - 2007 Remaster

I'm laying naked with ya
 After making love
 I caught a cold
 I barely made it home
 You said you loved me only
 I felt no pain
 And then I crashed my rent-a-car in the pouring rain
 Seen it on a billboard
 And I believe it's so
 It said, "The only thing you know for certain
 is 'Hey, you never know'"
 My friend Jerry's feet are achin'
 Says he's hittin' bottom
 Says it's a sex problem
 He told me so
 I told him
 "Jerry ain't the lovin' that you're makin' buddy
 It's layin' out all night
 And lookin' for it that makes you slow
 Want some advice
 And it's free for a reason you know
 They say you only live twice
 I said, "Hey, you never know" And the hula girls go...(ahhh)
 You never, I said you never, never,
 You Never Know
 I'll make suggestions honey
 You make the choices
 Your Kodak moment's comin'
 I'll keep the motor runnin'
 I stand corrected baby
 I'm hearin' voices honey
 You got my engines hummin'
 And now I'm really runnin'
 Right up your driveway
 Playin' hide in your hole
 I'm on cruise control
 And if they're sayin' that we're crazy
 Well, Hey, You Never Know
 There go them hula girls again...(ahhh)
 You never, I said you never, never
 You Never Know