Experience - 2007 Remaster

I learned half of what I know
 From the worst teacher goin'
 Experience
 That school's too slow
 An' I know folks
 Smart ones from the city
 Who gone and made a life's work
 And a decade later
 they still do it shitty
 Experience
 That's experience for ya
 Moves kinda slow
 You get off the bus
 The same guy that got on 20 years ago
 And as I feel it
 Is it art or imitating?
 'Cause if it's art
 Then all my life's been fingerpainting
 Had my best luck, though
 With a big easel
 I'd rather be an art project, babe
 Than just weasel out with wearin' one
 And come to suspect the whole experience
 Experience, I think I understand
 Is it like doin' 90
 Her top's down
 An' wind's in your beer can
 That single moment on a bungee jump
 You're down goin' down
 You're comin' up now
 I think I felt that before
 It was kind of an experience
 One shining moment lost in time
 The one with the showroom shine
 Well, I'm sorry girl
 Yes, I'm sorry boy
 But I feel that way all the time
 Till I finally made it
 Life was kinda hit or miss
 But after I made it
 Life was "Take a hit of this"
 And I'd love to talk philosophy
 But I've gotta take a piss
 Man, that philosophy runs right through ya
 Take it from me baby
 I've got experience
 All right
 Experience, Do I understand
 Is it like doin' a hundred
 Her top's down
 An' wind's in your beer can
 That single moment, babe, on a bungee jump
 You're down goin' down
 You're comin' up now
 Don't look down
 That special moment lost in time
 The one with the showroom shine
 I'm sorry babe
 Yes, I'm sorry babe
 But I feel that way all the time