Drop in the Bucket

Just like the army
 I was bein' all I could be
 I was feelin' next to awesome
 In my cleanest dirty jeans
 She said
 "Honey read the small print
 If ya wanna be with me
 When it comes to you and fashion
 You're a totally emergency!
 Right up the middle
 Touchdown and that's the game
 Extra point and you're never the same
 Tight as a fiddle string
 Shot right through the brain
 Graspin' straws an' that ain't all
 You'll slip right down her drain
 Drop at a time is all ya need
 Try it once but easy does it!
 Satisfaction guaranteed
 Try it twice, ya gotta love it!
 Drop at a time is all ya need
 She said, "Look, just don't touch it!"
 Well, here goes one more drop in the bucket!
 She wore a whole lot of not enough
 And served it up with class
 Had a sunny disposition
 And a somewhat shady past
 Her t-shirt ended early
 And her hot pants started late
 When it came to vice and versa
 No I did not hesitate
 Aww right to the action
 For a bird's eye view of the play
 There ain't a promise that you won't make
 Hike, and keep passin'
 And ya play it with a little pain
 You came here for some love and war
 So suit up for the game!
 Drop at a time is all ya need
 Try it once but easy does it!
 Satisfaction guaranteed
 Try it twice, ya gotta love it!
 Drop at a time is all ya need
 She said, "Look, just don't touch it!"
 Well, here come one more drop in the bucket!
 Here come one more drop in the the bucket
 Gotta get it one more