Die on Stage

It's cloudy out today in Mexico
 A scooter crashes into another
 A body smashes
 Looks like my brothers
 Thank God it's not
 Somebody lost a lot
 But I'm hungry again
 So I'll forget about it
 Till I tell a friend
 You're not gonna believe what happened
 What if I was what happened
 It's good to know me
 Cuz you won't die
 No one dies who knows me
 The TV always shows me
 Other people's friends
 But when I die
 I want to die on stage
 In anticipation the crowd'll wait
 They'll wait and wonder till they come to the realization
 And then I want a standing ovation
 A man cuts off his own arm and gets on TV
 He said it wasn't smart, but it was avante garde
 And now I'm signing deals for movies
 I lived with old Mrs. Seiniger for three years
 She had three heart attacks, but she always came back
 Cuz she had somebody to cook for
 The week after I moved out she had one more
 One more
 I want red lights flashing
 I want girls in white dashing
 Choreographed like they've practiced this
 A thousand times before
 I want little kids laughing
 Because they're not sure what's happening tonight
 But it's alright