Loser Friendly

The door into the tavern
 Opens easy in my hand
 I get an understanding smile
 From my bartender friend
 And he pours me a double
 Nothing 'bout it seems too hard
 He opens up a tab for me
 With my credit card, it's so
 Loser friendly, loser friendly
 Everything is easy as can be
 Loser friendly, loser friendly
 Friendly to a loser such as me
 The girl who waits on tables
 Comes up behind my chair
 Helps me with a hand or two
 Of video solitaire
 She leans in close and whispers
 "Are you all alone?
 'Cause I get off in a little while
 If you'd like to take me home," she's so
 Loser friendly, loser friendly
 Everything is easy as can be
 Loser friendly, loser friendly
 Friendly to a loser such as me
 We all have our ups and downs
 The rain must fall some days
 But when it does it's good to know
 You can find this kind of place, it's so
 Loser friendly, loser friendly
 Everything is easy as can be
 Loser friendly, loser friendly
 Friendly to a loser such as me
 Friendly to a loser such as me