You'll Never Get Me up (In One of Those)

I'd rather work in the city in a pinstriped suit and bowler hat
 If you break my arm I'll join the
 union, you know how I feel about that
 Put me in a uniform if it comes to blows
 But you'll never get me up
 Never get me up
 Never get me up in one of those
 I'd rather serve time on the Foreign Legion
 Or risk my neck travelling on the Southern Region
 Put me in a uniform if it comes to blows
 But you'll never get me up
 Never gonna get me up
 Never get me up in one of those
 I can stay down here and get high
 I ain't got no need reason whatever to fly
 If the good Lord had meant us to get up in one of them things
 He'd have given us the tickets as well as the pair of wings
 So if you don't mind I'll take my chances walking the street
 'Cause I dig the feel of the ground beneath my feet
 Put me in a uniform if it comes to blows
 But you'll never get me up
 Never get me up
 Never gonna get me up in one of those
 No you'll never get me up
 Never gonna get me up
 Never get me up in one of those
 No you'll never get me up
 Never gonna get me up
 Never get me up in one of those
 No you'll never get me up
 Never gonna get me up
 Never get me up in one of those