Adult Education

Afternoon in the homeroom
 They're about to let you go
 And the locker slam on the plan
 You had tonight
 You've been messing around with a boyfriend
 Maybe better left alone
 There's a wise guy that you know
 Could put you right
 In the lot, the boy that's idling by
 Doesn't rev your heart
 'Cause it's only lonely spots
 He shares with you, oh
 And the long halls and the gray walls
 Are gonna split apart
 Believe it or not, there's life
 After high school
 And that's why the student body got a bad reputation
 Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
 What they need is adult education
 You're back to school, it's a bad situation
 Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
 But what you want is an adult education
 Oh, yeah
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 The teacher don't know about how to deal
 With the student body (huh, huh)
 And the underclassmen are flashing
 Hot and cool, oh (huh, huh)
 All your girlfriends care about what you wear
 And talking about it (huh, huh)
 Believe it or not, there's life
 After high school (huh, huh)
 That's why the student body got a bad reputation
 Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
 What they need is adult education
 You go back to school, it's a bad situation
 Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
 But what you want is an adult education
 Oh, yeah, oh
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 They're calling it a preparation (huh, huh)
 You're waiting for a separation
 You're nothing but another odd number (huh, huh)
 Memories that you won't remember
 So, you got a little education (huh, huh)
 And a lot of dedication
 But you want a little night school (huh, huh)
 Maybe some of it'll rub off on ya
 The boys are busy in the mirrors (huh, huh)
 Trying to imitate their heroes
 You make it with a false surrender (huh, huh)
 More memories you won't remember
 The senior with the junior miss (huh, huh)
 I wonder what the junior wishes
 That she could graduate to adult (huh, huh)
 That she could graduate to adult kisses
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 Adult education
 Adult education
 Adult education
 It's a bad situation
 Adult education
 Adult, adult
 Adult, adult education
 Adult education
 Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
 Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
 Adult, adult
 Adult, adult
 Adult, adult
 Adult, adult
 Adult (adult), adult
 Adult (adult), adult
 Adult (adult), adult
 Adult educa-, edu-, no-no-no
 Adult (adult), adult
 Adult (adult), adult
 Adult (adult), adult educa-educa-education
 The high point of low school is getting out of there
 The low point of high school is what you wear, oh