Somebody asked me if I wanted a ride
I said, "What do you mean?"
They said, "I know a woman that they called slip-n-slide"
They introduce me to a girly named Sally
She rides the horses down in Tennessee Valley
She stole my train, she wasn't plain
That woman's crazy and a little bit vain
She likes it on the top, that woman never stop
She's a star, she's a hero
She said my sugar for the time of your life
I'll get you on my horse so you will realize
She takes me boogie-woogie, boys out the back door
Gets 'em all high on her flesh for sure
She rode my train and then my plane
A nymphomaniac, a little insane
She likes it on the top, that woman never stops
She's a star, she's a hero, she likes it on top
She likes it on the top, that woman never stops
She's a star, she's a hero, she likes it on top
She's a hero, she likes it on top, yeah
I took a picture of her
So I would remember, yeah, yeah
She likes those dirty movies
Well, she says they're really groovy, baby, yeah, yeah
A-boogie, comatose, I couldn't boast
I noticed later, oh, my baby was a liar
Catatonic, supersonic, hot, high-heeled
Lover, lady sure is on fire
I can't believe the things I've seen
Lucky that I remember where the hell I've been
She a [Incomprehensible]
Somebody asked me if I wanted a ride
I said, "What do you mean?"
They said, "I know a woman that they called slip-n-slide"
They introduce me to a girly named Sally
Said she rides the horses down in Tennessee Valley
She stole my chain, she wasn't plain
That woman's crazy and a little bit vain
She likes it on the top, that woman never stops
She's a star, she's a hero, she likes it on top
She likes it on the top, that woman never stops
She's a star, she's a hero, she likes it on top
She's a hero, she likes it on top, yeah, yeah, yeah
It never stops, she's a star, she's a hero
She's a hero, baby, yeah yeah
She likes it on the top, that woman never stops
She's a star, she's a hero, she likes it on top
She's a hero, she likes it on top
Likes it on top, likes it on top, yeah