Bones In The Gutter

There I was lookin' for somethin' new
 Man comes into my view
 Tells me, "Hey kid yo wanna make ten bucks?"
 Bud gave me dirty looks
 "Hey man, tells me what I got to do"
 Man tore the money right in half
 Says then to kill the fatted calf
 A rich fat lady with diamonds and rocks
 I'm thinkin', "Man this sucks, need a cement mixer
 I ain't writin' no epitaph"
 Make-up to her chin
 But don't ask me where the Hell she's been
 Broken bones in the gutter
 But did I murder your mother?
 Sorry 'bout dem bones in the muddy gutter, yeah
 My bud Sal and me stole a crane
 Then I stabbed the bitch in a vein
 Yeah, she fell down on the big crane hook
 I got this cool idea from a mystery book, yeah
 Fell down before she felt the pain
 Put her in the mixer, aimed the chute
 A few steps back, clean off my boot
 Couple of days, walk down the street
 There were bones no more meat
 Broken bones in the gutter got the rest of my loot
 Make-up to her chin
 But don't ask me where the hell she's been
 Broken bones in the gutter
 But did I murder your mother?
 Sorry 'bout dem bones in the muddy gutter, yeah
 Damn lady so big, eighteen wheeler, trailer woman
 But she's gonna make me rich as Hell with her
 Make-up to her chin
 But don't ask me where the Hell she's been
 Broken bones in the gutter
 But did I murder your mother?
 Broken bones in the gutter
 But did I murder your mother?
 Broken bones in the gutter
 But did I murder your mother?
 Broken bones in the gutter
 But did I murder your mother?
 Sorry 'bout dem bones in the muddy gutter, yeah