Thou Shalt Always Kill

Thou shalt not steal if there is a direct victim
 Thou shalt not worship pop idols or follow Lost Prophets
 Thou shalt not take the names of Johnny Cash, Joe Strummer, Johnny Hartman
 Desmond Dekker, Jim Morrison, Jimmy Hendrix or Syd Barrett in vain
 Thou shalt not think any male over the age of 30
 That plays with a child that is not their own is a paedophile
 Some people are just nice
 Thou shalt not read NME
 Thou shalt not stop liking a band just because they've become popular
 Thou shalt not question Stephen Fry
 Thou shalt not judge a book by its cover
 Thou shalt not judge Lethal Weapon by Danny Glover
 Thou shalt not buy Coca-Cola products
 Thou shalt not buy Nestlé products
 Thou shalt not go into the woods with your boyfriend's best friend
 Take drugs and cheat on him
 Thou shalt not fall in love so easily
 Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls' pants
 Use it to get into their heads
 Thou shalt not watch Hollyoaks
 Thou shalt not attend an open mic and leave
 As soon as you've done your shitty little poem or song
 You self-righteous prick
 Thou shalt not return to the same club or bar week in
 Week out just 'cause you once saw a girl there
 That you fancied that you're never gonna fucking talk to
 Thou shalt not put musicians and recording artists
 On ridiculous pedestals no matter how great they are or were
 The Beatles: Were just a band
 Led Zepplin: Just a band
 The Beach Boys: Just a band
 The Sex Pistols: Just a band
 The Clash: Just a band
 Crass: Just a band
 Minor Threat: Just a band
 The Cure: Were just a band
 The Smiths: Just a band
 Nirvana: Just a band
 The Pixies: Just a band
 Oasis: Just a band
 Radiohead: Just a band
 Bloc Party: Just a band
 The Arctic Monkeys: Just a band
 The next big thing... Just a band
 Thou shalt give equal worth to tragedies that occur
 In non-English speaking countries as to those
 That occur in English speaking countries.
 Thou shalt remember that guns, bitches and bling
 Were never part of the four elements and never will be
 Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music
 Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music
 Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music
 Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music
 Thou shalt not pimp my ride.
 Thou shalt not scream if you wanna go faster
 Thou shalt not move to the sound of the wickedness
 Thou shalt not make some noise for Detroit
 When I say "Hey" thou shalt not say "Ho"
 When I say "Hip" thou shalt not say "Hop"
 When I say, he say, she say, we say, make some noise - kill me
 Ah, I forgot we were recording this vocal
 Thou shalt not quote me happy
 Thou shalt not shake it like a Polaroid picture
 Thou shalt not wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
 Thou shalt spell the word "Pheonix" P-H-E-O-N-I-X, not P-H-O-E-N-I-X, regardless of what the Oxford English Dictionary tells you
 Thou shalt not express your shock at the fact
 That Sharon got off with Brad at a club last night by saying "Izzit"
 Thou shalt think for yourselves
 And most importantly of all, thou shalt always
 Thou shalt always kill!