Stoned Is the Way of the Walk

Stoned is the way of the walk (as I stroll the ever way)
 Stoned is the way of the walk (as I stroll the ever way)
 Well, it's the Alley Cat puffin' on a hootie rat
 Some think I'm a criminal
 But, yo I ain't all of that
 Hit you with the baseball bat
 When you wanna ill, though
 Wanna mess around
 You get fucked on the hill bro
 Kick it like a steel toe, real slow
 Hits from the bong, make me feel like Cheech
 And I'm kickin' it with Chong
 Just like Cheech & Chong (Chong), frontin' with ice cream
 Cypress Hill is here to give you a nice dream
 Speak it like a rolla', and you know it's rolled tightly (tightly)
 I'm like the funky beat so, why ya tryin' to fight me
 Pigs often cite me, that's not polite G
 And any hour of the day you know I might be
 Harassed by a pig real fast
 They wanna Rodney King me
 Always tryin' to crown my ass
 Ain't got no class (no class)
 I hit their ass like the Buddha that's stinky
 They wanna scruff but, they just so rinky-dinky
 I'm the freaka, the one who freaks the funk
 Sen got the Philly, and he's gonna light the blunt
 Sippin' at the Khufu make me go cuckoo
 Somethin' like loco then turn into this loo coo
 Bringin' the beta, yeah, now the funk is risin'
 Got the beta bass and the nasal highs and
 As I kick a trip, it comin' straight from my sinus
 Crazy nasal vocals, cannot make the hotties loco
 I remember Sister Maggie, breast were kinda saggy
 Used to sell me Buddha outta fucked up little baggies
 Honeyed up a twenty even when I had no money
 She said, "Pay me back with some Latin dick, sonny"
 He never went out, and I don't think I'm gonna
 Just for some Buddha, she wanted me to bone her
 Demeaning, ya think ya know what I'm meanin'
 I got somethin' for the hoes to be schemin'
 On the Buddha-Real. I take a trip to Hootaville
 I'll throw ya out the door of my big blue Seville
 Then light another joint
 This ain't no exploitation (point)
 For we are the one's stonin' in the ways of the masters (of the masters, yeah)
 Stoned is the way of the walk (as I stroll the ever way)
 Stoned is the way of the walk (as I stroll the ever way)
 Stoned is the way of the walk (as I stroll the ever way)
 Stoned is the way of the walk (as I stroll the ever way)
 Hit they ass, hit they ass (as I stroll)
 Make the Buddha get stinky (get stinky)
 Woo, woo
 Alas, Cap'in there's a ship in sight
 Haha, blast 'em!