Dr. Greenthumb - Fun Lovin' Criminals Remix

Hello, I'm Dr. Greenthumb
 Have you ever had the problem of running out of weed
 and just can't find some anywhere?
 Well try my Dr. Greenthumb grow tips
 I'll show you how to grow inside and out
 From seed to clone, and the best homegrown
 And if you're afraid of those pesky pork choppers in the sky
 No worries, we'll fix them too
 with one of our Dr. Greenthumb 'Sizzlean' screens
 to block the nosy pig's vision
 Don't believe me?
 Just ask one of my many satisfied clients here Jed Sanders
 how well it works
 Hyuh, hyuh, hello mah name is Jaid
 And ahm a farmer and I've been growin
 mary-jah-wana fer about twenty years and uhh
 uhh, with Dr. Greenthumb's 'Sizzlean' screen
 I don't hafta point my shotgun
 at them pesky porkers no more
 Thanks Dr. Green, you're tha shit
 Yes, Dr. Greenthumb's got it all, I guarantee it
 Try my book and you'll have the chronic in no time
 *lighter flicks* Dial 1-800-713-GROW
 *inhaling noise* That's 1-800 *cough cough* *inhale*
 *lighter flicks* 713 *cough cough*
 G *inhale* R *inhale* O-W
 "Hello Dr. Greenthumb, paging Dr. Greenthumb!"
 (B-Real)
 Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb
 I'd like to tell you just where I'm from
 In the hills where the trees grow wild with weed fields
 The fucking pigs with shields holding the blue steels
 Greenhouse effect with the weed connect
 (Doctor) DEA can't keep Greenthumb in check (Doctor!)
 HPS, God Bless the whole crop
 Please God, don't let me see no cops
 Trunkload, ready to hit the highway
 Don't let the eye in the sky fly my way
 or we gonna have big trouble, that's no shit
 Can't be growin without no permit
 but fuck that, I study the 215 trip
 That way when they come they can suck my dick
 Weed can't grow without attention
 Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb
 Chorus:
 (B-Real) Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb
 (SenDog) Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb!
 (B-Real) I'd like to tell you just where I'm from
 (SenDog) Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb
 (B-Real) Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb
 (SenDog) Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb!
 (B-Real) I'd like to tell you just where I'm from
 (SenDog) Aiyyo Dr. Greenthumb, come on back one time!
 (B-Real)
 People can't live without the herb man
 If not they'd be drinkin and drivin and swervin
 but thanks to Dr. Greenthumb weed grow
 in the backyard or inside with hydro
 To the cush plant brushin a tangerine dream
 Tasty, blowin a fuckin smokescreen
 Cycles of weed are constantly grown
 Somebody give me the razor to cut groves
 I'd like to stop, but it feels so good
 Horny plants stinkin up my whole neighborhood
 Sticky angel, I neva wanna leave green alone
 but never ever ever got a warrant for my home
 What that funny sound knockin at the door (Open up it's the DEA!)
 Sorry Greenthumb can't talk no more
 Please don't follow me into the sun
 Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb
 Chorus 1/2
 (B-Real)
 Out from the lab, no need for rehab
 If I can't drive then call me a cab (taxi!)
 In my closet the weed is dried out
 Like Eiht said, ain't no place to hide out
 I don't wanna buy no weed from no cop
 Get locked up and they close up my shop
 That's why I buy no weed from no one
 That's why they call me Dr. Greenthumb
 The scientifical, mystical one
 Growin my crops with the rays of the sun
 Come one come all and see how it's done
 If you see the pigs there's no need to run
 Cause some of these pigs are down with Greenthumb
 But you never know what be the outcome
 You see the photo in the album
 The weed is growin like my erection
 Look I never told you where I was from
 Some call me Real, but I'm Dr. Greenthumb
 Chorus
 Dr. Greenthumb
 Doctor, your Bulova plant needs special tending to
 Doctor, we need more oxygen we need more CO2
 Doctor, Dr. Greenthumb you're needed
 Doctor, dahyahahahhh... Doctor