It's Hard to Be Me

You see me everywhere, in my underwear
 You may wonder what I'm here to sell
 But underneath my stare, I'm so naked there
 There are secrets I'm dying to tell
 It's hard to be me
 Nobody knows what it's like to be
 The envy of mediocrity
 If you could see
 All my depth and complexity
 I'd think you'd agree
 It's hard to be me
 It's hard to be me
 I am up here alone, on my glamorous throne
 Want to thank all you people down there
 I was once an unknown, like you but I've grown
 I have so much I'm hoping to share
 It's hard to be me
 Nobody knows what it's like to be
 The envy of mediocrity
 If you could see
 All my depth and complexity
 I'd think you'd agree
 It's hard to be me
 It's hard to be me
 I guess you think that it's hard for you
 Walking 'round in your little shoes
 You don't know how I've sacrificed
 To live this life, to look so nice
 It's hard to be me
 Nobody knows what it's like to be
 The envy of mediocrity
 If you could see
 All my depth and complexity
 I'd think you'd agree
 It's hard to be me
 It's hard to be me
 Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me