There Are Many Dangers

If your toast gets stuck in the toaster
 Do not put a fork in the toaster while it is hooked up
 Oh, look out
 I did and I got caught in the current
 Pulled me in and shook me while it held me tight
 There are many dangers
 They could be in a toaster or a common thing
 You must keep a lookout
 Remember all the rules they have for everything
 When it's very, very cold out
 Do not put your tongue on cold metal things
 For example, stop signs
 I did and they had to pull some skin off
 Then they had to fill my mouth with cotton at night
 There are many dangers
 They could be in a toaster or a common thing
 You must keep a lookout
 Remember all the rules they have for everything
 When they'd taken out my tonsils
 I brought them home
 Kept them in a jar on the shelving in my room
 Between the toaster, stop sign, and my tonsils
 I've got lots of things to think about at night
 There are many dangers
 Could be in a toaster or a common thing
 You must keep a lookout
 Remember all the rules they have for everything